whatifphillester:

the-worst-url:

quitecatpicturesque:

the-gay-angel-man:

sherlock imported from england

time lords imported from space

merlin imported from camelot

and demons imported from he-e-ell

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ringo starr: but pj

The needs of the many often outweigh the needs of the few

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8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

saltyunicorn:

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

image

Hey baby don’t be like that, your beautiful!

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esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

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Samwise Gamgee first & last scenes for barrowight

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